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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight (mastodon.social)
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[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 32 points 11 months ago (5 children)

are there any technical utilities to achieve these kinds of very specific 'start times'?

in other words.. it would be neat if there was a VLC/Jellyfin/Kodi plugin (some sort of video player) that you could schedule to start a video, to the second.

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[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 40 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure the people who engage in this sort of tomfoolery are concerned with atomic clock-level precision.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You mean nerds? Because I'm pretty sure there are.

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When you're logical, you're logical.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Logical Tomfoolery sounds like the title of a nerdcore rap album.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I’m happy to contribute to this project.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cron!

This concludes my TED talk

[–] crsu@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Crom!

This concludes my Conan The Barbarian talk

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Clam!

This concludes my Classic Jacques Cousteau Documentary talk.

[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Clem!

This concludes my Warframe talk.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Clom!

This concludes my Raxas Alliance talk.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You can use Task Scheduler in windows to run a command to run VLC at a specific time

[–] Ledivin@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

You'd have to run a few tests to figure out how long it takes to start and open the file, though - there will definitely be a delay

[–] bigbluealien@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

You'd have to take load times into account, maybe have VLC open and ready and have task scheduler press the space bar with autohotkey

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Use a clock.

[–] brianorca@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You can set up a command line to start VLC using the OS's built in task scheduler.

[–] LackingGravitas@startrek.website 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Happy Moo Year!

[–] JackDark@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Moogie!!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why don't I remember this episode?

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

Well, are you wearing 18th century garb and using a weak Irish accent? Cause I may have some bad news for you.

[–] ValueSubtracted@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

It is not good.*

*in my personal, but I think pretty uncontroversial, opinion.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I love that episode!

... But.... Yeah. It's not good. It's kinda great. But not good.

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I used to hate the fairhave episodes but they grew on me, not good but campy

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I started remembering bits after reading the synopsis. It's whimsical, Leland.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It is not good.*

Normal Voyager not good or Threshold not good?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

What?? Uh...somewhere in between.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

My man, setting up shop and selling out of stock in less than 11 minutes.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

The hero we deserve!

[–] Jaccident@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Despicable. I was reliably informed Harry lasted 22 minutes.

[–] milkisklim@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Alright. Who actually did this? Time to come clean.

[–] JoMomma@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

CRON! (William Shatner face)