this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
235 points (97.6% liked)

Programmer Humor

32558 readers
647 users here now

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

[โ€“] EROLoLICON@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Getting into c++ as well then?

[โ€“] zib@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Structured in the streets, object oriented in the sheets ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 1 year ago

Same, I've gotten a little bit rusty

[โ€“] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ThesePaycheckAvenging@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's really hard to code while fucking.

[โ€“] Eavolution@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

[โ€“] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100ยฐC trying to compile?

don't kink shame

[โ€“] jannis@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

That's why you use a MacBook with ARM.

[โ€“] Port8080@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Core Dumped

[โ€“] rattenjunge@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

It seems a good way to learn.

[โ€“] KMohZaid@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Teach her advance concepts Better teach everything not even leave a single concept

[โ€“] 03ari@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

wait, programmers have girlfriends ?

[โ€“] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sadly yes...... waiting on that bug fix still..... I'm tempted to put on some thigh highs and a skirt, so I can tell the developer to fix that bug thats been reeking havoc my life for years then I'll have sex with them as a donation......

[โ€“] vanZuider@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Iโ€™m tempted to put on some thigh highs

Then you don't even have to seduce the developer anymore, as the programming socks will grant you the power to fix the bug yourself.

[โ€“] Xeelee@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Give my Python or gibe me death!

[โ€“] kevinbacon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh you'll get python alright ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)