this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Marvel 's writers picking up next super power

[–] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's the khitan word for gravel?

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Become the most profitable gravel supplier in history due to having no land acquisition or extraction costs, not to mention no need to plan for when one site runs out of usable gravel.

[–] SwissJackalope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Time to disrupt the gravel market

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.

The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.

[–] Twelve20two 3 points 1 year ago

2 + 3

2 because I'm sure free gravel will come in handy at some point, and 3 because I can now teleport to the other side of locked doors

[–] Kaliax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

2 and 6,

Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident

[–] candle_lighter@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You could escape from anything with number 3

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af

1 and 2.

I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.

Free gravel. No more pot holes.

[–] bakachu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Is it just 1 pill for one-time use? I need this information to know if I can reuse some of these pill options.

[–] 257m@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I want this to be an actual proper format for those shitty superpower communities.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.

Depends on the teleport cool down, but that's the obvious first choice. From there it's tough between 1, 2, and 5...

Free gravel for money making and Toaster mind control for the sheer laziness or the lolz

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

3 and 6. There was no limit to how often you can use the power, so just spam them. Look 20 and fly.

[–] Jesse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Why is no one choosing 7? Xray vision is absolutely going to be super useful. After that its a tossup between 2 and 3.

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[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Teleport obviously

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