Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don't flush.
this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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Send them a head of white cabbage every week (can use an online grocery service.
If you have access to their dwelling, put all their bedroom furnitures in the living room
Lift the toilet seat โก๏ธ Put cling wrap over the toilet bowl โก๏ธ Lower the toilet seat back down โก๏ธ Enjoy
Alternatively, put it across a doorway. I did this to some devious children (6 and 12). They eventually got me back.
idk if that's harmless
That's not harmless that's cruel ๐ญ
Burn down their 10yo Minecraft base.
Throw a sack of flour in their face
I don't think that's harmless...