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the long arm of the woods (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 hours ago by no_nothing@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

“ I am Groot 😏”

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago

Treebeard.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

As nervous as my lil guy gets standing at the urinal i am usually able to remind myself that in 40 years using them i have never accidentally glimpsed another penis. Hell i hardly look at my own in there.

I do hear and envy other men's urethras tho some of those mothafuckers can blast.

[–] Sergio 7 points 8 hours ago

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and they say..."

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

“You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to pee in Old Entish..."

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Could be kidney stones.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 8 points 9 hours ago

Everything reminds me of him :_(

[–] KenTheEagle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Always remember this line by Marshall Mathers:

"Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it It hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage"

Everything will work itself out

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Big dick energy

[–] lath@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That tree has seen many dicks taking a piss on its trunk.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 7 hours ago

And apparently absorbed the power of them all