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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

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  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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Context is Adventure Comics (1938) #222, page 6

Transcript:

I've had worse blows than that, without ill effect! Why did I go into that queer trance before? Well, I'd best forget it! It won't happen again!

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[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 4 minutes ago

Imagine being on Grindr and the Man of Steel hits you up.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Maybe never again for you, Supes. Your son, on the other hand...

Edit: I wonder if whoever downvoted me doesn't know that Jonathan Kent (the son of Kal-El/Clark Kent and the current Superman) is bisexual or they just don't like it?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The title says "Superboy" implying it is about Jonathan Kent and not Kal-El.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That is the original Superboy in OP's comic, i.e. Kal-El as a teenager.

It's not even clone Superboy (Kon-El).

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I can't keep track of this shit

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I don't blame you, it's unbelievably stupid. But I was into it as a kid, so I keep up with the storylines without reading the comics. Once they decided to reboot everything I lost a lot of interest.

Anyway, if it's Superboy and it looks like it's from before the 90s, it is definitely Kal-El because before then, Superboy was just Superman when he lived in Smallville.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Superboy forgot to say “No homo” while getting blown in a queer trance. Typical rookie mistake, happens to the best of us.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago

The post-nut unclarity

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I've had some bad blows during queer trances as well

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Huh......today I learned gay guys might not be experts at blowjobs. I guess I always figured they'd be better at them, having the equipment and all. I mean lesbians always say that women lick pussy better then men.

......wait, is the takeaway here that men are just bad at sex?

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

On the other hand, I know (of) at least two women who prefer a male gynecologist because apparently the women are a lot less gentle, while men dont have the first hand experience and sort of have more respect for the matter. It works both ways I suppose

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 9 hours ago

It works both ways I suppose

Just like Superboy!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 9 hours ago

I heard that too, verbal abuse is apparently also more common in women gynecologists

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If there's one thing I know about comic strips, it's that saying "it won't happen again" means it will definitely happen again.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 4 hours ago

Chekhov's blow?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 10 hours ago

Narrator: it happened again