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Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!

Rules:

  1. Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.

  2. Single panels are preferred.

  3. Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.

  4. Don't be a dick.

  5. I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.

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Context is Detective Comics (1937) #406, page 7

Transcript:

It's locked... from the inside! I can hear Mara moaning...

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Keeps on listening, suddenly a deep male voice says:
"Turn around."

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 29 points 15 hours ago

Holy cuckold, Batman!

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 12 hours ago

"If only her door wasn't locked, I could have burst into her room unannounced!"

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago

First his parents died.
Next was his heart.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Take a hint!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

OP, are you sure that date is correct? Batman first appeared in 1939.

[–] m_f@midwest.social 20 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. I'm borrowing the format from what I've seen online, things are named "Series (year started)", because there can be multiple series with the same name. So that's the series "Detective Comics (1937)", issue #406, which was published in 1970. I'd link to it but that's against the LW TOS.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Oh, that makes sense! Appreciate the clarification, and that system seems pretty sensible.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This is like that time Mario found Princess Toadstool's dildo. Which is, cannonically a thing that happened in a real Super Mario game, published by Nintendo......and also Squaresoft for some reason.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Well, Mario found Peach's ??? hidden beside the fireplace in her bedroom. If it is a dildo, then we have to assume that Mario doesn't know what a dick looks like, which is a brand new twist on the Super Mario lore.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

That's the American version. In the japanese version I forget exactly what it said, but it was something like "Toadstools vibrating wand" or something like that. It's been almost 30 years since I read it in EGM.

[–] addie@feddit.uk 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like EGM have been making things up - "Pīchi no XXX" = "XXX of Peach".

https://www.mariowiki.com/Peach%27s_%3F%3F%3F

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

:O

God dammit.

I hate finding out shit I've known my whole life and never questioned was wrong.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 12 hours ago

Princess Toadstool’s dildo

That's a terrible thing to call Toadsworth!