Melania just wanted a ride on the gravy train. Instead she wound up on the gravy trainwreck.
...Not that I feel even remotely bad for her.
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Normally I would say spouses are off limits, but...
That’s okay: Elonia will keep him warm on those cold and lonely nights…
Has anyone seen her? I'd only seen Donny with that one conspiracy chick for a while.
She was there for his acceptance speech actually, and Donny awkwardly talked about how great her mother was while pitching her new book.