this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2024
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 38 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Love is what you feel when you don't hear anything but heartbeat of your woman.

Wow, i can't believe i read it right first go.

[–] pipariturbiini@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's pretty straightforward to read actually. I didn't see the "of" at first though so I was puzzled.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Same. It's almost okay, except it makes me angry. Lol

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

Love is what you feel when you don hear anything but heartbeat of your t woman

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 13 points 2 weeks ago

ergo heterosexual women can't feel love

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

thank you, oh rater of aneurysms

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

Missing a THE aside from the terrible formatting.

Too bad he won't hear this...

[–] SelfProgrammed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's "Love is what you feel when you don't hear anything but [the] heartbeat of your woman"

Was it originally transparent with a black "the" in the gap in the middle? I use a dark theme, maybe it's still transparent and I just don't see it. shrug

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Light theme user here. The black word is "no".

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, well I guess I prefer my hifi stuff over love.