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I don't care if it's November 1st, Halloween is a state of mind.

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[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would totally hunt down a werewolf and subdue them with belly rubs, butt scritches, and.....shit, does this make me a furry? Is this how it starts?

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Not until you're on cam begging SilverDaddy66 to lift your tail up and gape you

You're safe. Go enjoy your weekend

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 28 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's throwing a steak on the ground and running

.....right?

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Let’s just say the word “knot” will have one more meaning after were done :3

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago

holds up knotted BD dildo

ALRIGHT! A REAL ONE!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is the second time tonight I'm posting this exact comment (after this sentence):

This statement is upsetting.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

But how would you tie a steak in a knot? You're going to have to be a lot more specific

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also missing: A veterinary visit.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

All of my dogs have loved our current vet. I've tried a couple other vets that were closer to me at different times, and my current vet is the only one that our dogs have been excited to visit in the 20 years since we met her.

[–] dharmacurious 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Two thing:

1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.

B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.

Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.

The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.

I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dharmacurious 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, the main character was based off of an ex girlfriend, who was a major goth/vamp girl, and Jewish.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere.

I've seen that movie.

It was not very good.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Just make sure to keep the mistletoe below you at all times

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

Trust me, this will definitely work

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Squeaky toys be freaky

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Pretend to throw something!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know if it’s just a furry because they are immune to silver bullets, it’s true all furies are immune to silver bullets so feel free to test as much as you like.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean isn't everything kind of allergic to silver bullets

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

There's mostly just one way to find out.

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I needed that laugh

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is this a furry menu at the brothel?
Where?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Mistletoe? You idiot. You use wolfsbane, everybody knows that.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Miniature poodle that lives next door.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey! Spay and neuter your pets!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It’s Halloween, so the ghost of Bob Barker wants to remind you to control the pet population.