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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 83 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

[–] Track_Shovel 92 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 38 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't inverse kink shame. Prude shame?

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

My kink is thirty disappointing seconds of plain vanilla missionary with the lights off.

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 42 points 4 weeks ago

That's where the cum button is tho

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

Your loss because that shit is lit

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Agreed. I mean, to each their own, but I've been open and tried the gamut of butt stuff more than a few times with a few partners, and I've gotta say...just not a fan of either giving or receiving anal. Oral, on the other hand...

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 14 points 4 weeks ago

You don't perform oral on the hand, stoopid.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oral is above everything

But anal play is really good too for those into it.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)
[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago

Name checks out.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Woah woah woah I'm all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

[–] Track_Shovel 24 points 3 weeks ago

Pegging is less painful

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 64 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If my girl allows me to put it in her ass it’s only fair I take it as well

[–] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean there's a whole erogenous zone that dudes will neglect just because of archaic religious traditions and values

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Seriously. Straight dudes are missing TF out.

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm straight and I like it tho.

Fragile masculinity makes you miss a lot of things ig.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm straight, and I love it when my wife does stuff to my booty

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's a shame that gay guys have such a monopoly on butt stuff

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird that this is a meme, that's how relationships work (anal is optional).

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's how people aim and like for them to work. But nobody does equal on everything. I don't expect my wife to carry as many groceries as me, or to deal with the heavy lifting or bugs. But she deals with shit I despise like booking appointments and dealing with the kid's school. Are we 50/50? I can honestly say I do more but I don't really care as long as everything is trucking along and we're happy

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 49 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

Can you imagine the difficulty of keeping the inside of your butthole clean for your partner? I just don’t get how some people can maintain that. Kudos to those that make the effort.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 88 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 weeks ago

Lava vs magma

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I think it's mostly a sight thing, as long as I can't see the poop then I don't care

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Jim Jefferies has an entire routine on this, but I don't really want that in my search history.

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 weeks ago

taking the community name literally, huh ...

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

not to be too stereotypically reddit butt...

a bidet makes it a lot easier 😅. it shoots a little water up in there like a mini douche every time. helps get those last little stubborn bits too if there are any.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

What the fuck is the pressure setting on your bidet???

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

"Death Star Superlaser"

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

It goes from "A" to "G"

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

This person gets it

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I need to invest in a butt shower. No space for a bidet, but those buttoned showeheads are perfect. Visiting Oman brought enlightenment.

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ex was cursed to be a hairy bottom.

He did a ton a maintenance but it's a butt, sometimes there will be shit.

I had seen grosser things come out of vaginas. Sex is inherently gross (asexual bias lol)

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, even as a sexual person, when you stop and think about it, it is indeed gross.

But my reptilian brain craves it. And my logical brain just doesn't give a fuck anymore about how it looks like. I mean, I change diapers full of shit and piss every day and I've seen my two children be born in an ungodly amount of juices. My threshold for being grossed out has become a lot higher.

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[–] x00z@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 18 points 4 weeks ago

What did you just call me! /s

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

I don't get the appeal honestly and I'm a bi guy. And I hate that every porn video devolves into anal by the way, can we get clearly labeled non small porn please?

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 48 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 25 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

did they stutter!?

^🎵sweet home alabama🎶^

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[–] loopedcandle@lemmynsfw.com 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Second that.

It feels very good, both physically and emotionally (after you get used to the idea you can be on the "receiving" end). And many, many girls love it! They love to experience sex in a very new way, love to feel what you normally get to feel, and you'll likely love it too!

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sameee.

I was somewhat skeptical at first but it's fun. I recommend. IGN 9/10.

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