Your cat is broken, obviously.
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Oh shit oh no oh fuck
So THIS is why cats don't like you petting their belly! They don't want you unlatching their belly hooks...
Or finding out it exists in a perpetual quantum state
That is a C T doing a scan
Pfft, its just mirrors and magnets!
I was gonna reply but then your username made me fucking laugh so much. That's just great. Can't believe that wasn't taken by someone else.
Wait. Maybe it was and I'm talking to that person. I'd never know. Oh fuck.
Yeah its a wicked shield when I say something stupid and people get to call me a dumbass when I say dumbass things and not look like a dick. thats the great thing about lemmy, if your instance is small enough you can get cooler usernames.
The famous Cheshire Cat
sorry i eated it
So YOU'RE the guy trump was ranting about! How's Ohio?
Ohio is very great with my Hatian brothers here. It can be just like home.
Can anyone eli5?
This is a shitpost
Thanks, can anyone eli6?
I found an image of a cat that had a shaved midsection; I also own a Pixel phone, which has the capability to remove part of an image by circling what or who you don't wanna see.
So I just circled the bald section.
Now i'm disappointed.. i thought you took a picture with an old digital camera that scanned the picture line-by-line, and the cat somehow managed to jump up midframe, without ending up blurry
Nah but that'd be cool though
The all new in camera 📸🤳 AI focus finder! No matter what you shoot, it will always be in focus! Look at all the details! Isn't it great?
I don't know if you're being serious or not, because the original image isn't mine and was just some "The Vet Shaved My Cat lul" post that I cut the middle of of. But yeah pretty cool.
Yeah just imagine how AI auto focus would mangle our photos in the future.... beautiful wedding and cat Fotos just got that extra finger or additional head or a car right thru the torso. Lol. The future of AI is limitless!
omg I just got the joke
How did you get that image? Editing?
Bro my fuckin cat's primordial pouch ran away and you're over here asking about how I could take an image and use the inbuilt features on a google pixel phone to erase the middle section of a picture? Are you kidding me right now man?