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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 124 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If your ass is still dirty right out of the shower, you ain't washing right.

[–] Atrichum@lemmy.world -3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A clean ass is still an ass.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago

If you wouldn't touch your ass with your face after showering, why bother showering?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I’ll eat ass and have my ass ate, why wouldn’t I wipe my face with a clean ass-towel?

[–] Atrichum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brother, I don't even eat tripe.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

You're missing out.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 2 months ago

And an asshole is always delicious

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 103 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Unrealistic. Hanging the towel after use resets the sides

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

It is known

[–] li10@feddit.uk 79 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why tf people always acting like this is an issue?

You’ve just washed it, are you unable to wash your arse properly??

Are you pushing the towel that far up???

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it either. It's like those posts asking if people use separate razors for their face and their body. What real difference does it make? Are people really this disgusted of their own bodies? It ironically sounds like a hygiene problem.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

i have a lot more body hair than facial hair, so its easier to keep them seperated to know when its time for a replacement without cutting my face up. if blades never wore out i wouldn't care hygiene wise

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, you could just use new blades for every shave and you will never run the risk of bleeding. Except for money.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

using new blades for every shave is a colossal waste

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No because you don't need two blades for different types of hair anymore. You only need one blade now, meaning you have effectively reduced your blade consumption by 50%.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

i dont replace blades after every shave, theyre good for like a month for my face and 2 for my body

Cleaning that far up is a pain in the ass

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de -2 points 2 months ago

It's just on principle. No ass or balls in yo face.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Forst of all: Your ass should be clean after the shower.

Second of all: You start drying at the head and hair.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, with the same towel you finished your ass last time

But generally, I agree

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago

No the towel forgets everything overnight

[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

One sniff will tell ya: the towel does not forget! D:

[–] essell@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

don't be gross dudes. Wash your ass in the shower.

Adjust levels of intensity to ensure maximum enjoyment.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I'm coming out of the shower. My ass is clean at that point. I'll take the risk.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

If your asking if you wiped your ass with it you prolly didn't wash your ass well

[–] KryptonNerd 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I hang the towel with the little label in the lower right corner. That way I always know its relative orientation.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Literally doesn't matter since I just washed my ass.

[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It’s the opposite for me and my husband lol

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean, I also share a couple of towels with the rest of the family.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But you wash them between use, right? 🙂... Right? 😐

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Beach towels don't count in this. But nice try lol.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

A simple trick is to just always use both sides on your ass the first time, that way you know you're always getting the ass side.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

would you be down for a robotic shower assistant?

[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Depends. Do I need one specifically for my ass?

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 2 months ago

Confirmation that I'm a man!

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I found this an issue personally. So I use the corners for face and head then the interior fold for everything else. I solved this issue when Joey and Chandler discussed this issue about their shared shower materials.

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Just dry your ass last