This reads like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2023
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If I start I won't stop yill the jar is empty, olives rock!
You're not supposed to eat the rocks (seeds) dummy.
Olives good though 👍
Oh no, I'm not falling for that idea again. I've learned the hard way (multiple times) that I will regret more than about 20 olives in one go. Too much salt for me.
Regret? Never with olives 🫒.
Every time I have eaten just a can of olives, I've peed out of my asshole soon after. They're delicious, but not so much they are worth that.
Can confirm, never regret eating olives off the jar.
This is actually a normal part of my life but with kalamata
I feel heard.
Somebody is salty. I think it's me. Mmmm olives
I can only eat green olives on a muffalata. One of the very few foods I don't care for.