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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 59 points 4 months ago (4 children)

If you have a fireplace, used cooking oil burns great.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope you get your chimney cleaned often because that flue probably looks bituminous otherwise.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why? (Honest question, seems like a good PSA type moment)

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You know the grease you see on the range hood or ceilings of your kitchen/restaurants above the cooktop/stove?

Same thing would happen in your chimney, but combined with wood fire ash.

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] SorteKanin@feddit.dk 49 points 4 months ago (27 children)

So... What are you supposed to do with oil if not pouring it down the drain?

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 87 points 4 months ago (17 children)

Take it to the recycling center. Even just tossing it into the trash is better than pouring it down the drain. If you toss it in the trash it will just get incinerated. If you pour it down the drain it can clog the sewage system.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 70 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"it will just get incinerated"

Look at you, living in a country where they actually do something with trash instead of just accumulating it in a huge field

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Going to the dump is so weird. It's just like, here's a field...just throw your shit wherever and let's get outta here.

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[–] Zoboomafoo 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It eventually becomes a huge hill, then we can build a ski slope on it.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago
[–] officermike@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago

Take it to your local recycling center, if they have the means to collect it.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 35 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Put it on the doorhandles of the neighbours you don't like

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (5 children)

There are ways to make it harden for bin disposal, but if I'm feeling cheeky I just put used oil back in the plastic jug once it's cooled down and bin that

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[–] GJdan@programming.dev 43 points 4 months ago (5 children)

What on earth are you all cooking to have so much oil left over that you can pour it into anything?

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago (10 children)

For me it's mostly the deep fryer. When I change the oil it takes about 4 1/2 liters to refill.

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

That makes sense, I didn't imagine that many people bother deep frying at home, but I guess I'm wrong :D

But in this case people are describing adding a little oil to a bottle at a time where with deep frying you could fill a bottle every time I think.

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't call it oil since it's solid at room temperature, but if you fry meat you'll liberate fat (dripping)

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Meat! I was forgetting about meat...

[–] hydroxycotton@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you every heard of the method of cooking called frying?

[–] GJdan@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Sure, but not usually with enough oil to pour out of the pan after cooking.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That depends on the dish - a Wiener Schnitzel for example should be able to move freely in the oil (because it should be kept moving while frying), or the breading will be pretty underwhelming. Same goes for most stuff with breading. I always try to be very conservative in my cooking oil usage, but in those cases it's just not an option.

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[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 37 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I did that once, I was staying at a family as an exchange student and immediately forced to help with chores. Now, they ran a large creche from that house so there were a lot of different chores and being on dishes could mean slaving away in the kitchen for well over an hour.

Anyway, I didn't know shit about how to properly dispose of oil and in the first or second week poured a large pan of oil down the drain. It ended up ruining some stuff and they had a hefty repair bill. I may be cynical, but I never gave a damn about it as they were basically using me as free labor anyway. Helping with household chores = ok. Helping clean up the gigantic daily mess of those shitty kids in your shitty creche = not ok

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago (5 children)

creche
noun
Alternative form of crèche.

JK,

was it penguins or bats?

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Isn't a crèche that thing Lae'zel kept yapping on about in Baldur's Gate?

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes because githyanki are egg laying bat faced people

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

...wow...how did I not make that connection.

Proof that my brain is smoother than that Githyanki egg I accidentally destroyed.

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[–] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago

Ken M vibes

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We had a grease can under the sink when I wasgrowing up. My fiancee and I use an old jar. I can't believe people didn't know better. They probably think it's fine to dump car fluids in the storm drain too. Idiots.

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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

~~I keep a container for used cooking oil along with old motor oil. Whenever it starts getting full, I take it to the local auto parts store for recycling.~~

Do not take cooking oil to an Advanced Auto Parts for recycling. They do not accept that. If you'd like other options, a quick internet search will let you know what you can doodoo brown 🕺

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mixed? Motor oil should be recycled at the auto parts store, but different people people used vegetable oil. Worse case, you could throw out the veg oil. It will biodegrade in the landfill better then most of the stuff that ends up there

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Idc if this is dumb, I pour it in a bucket and when it's full I dig a hole in the back yard and pour the oil in there and bury it. I do this 1-2 times a year.

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 67 points 4 months ago

You're begging the US Army to liberate your yard.

[–] Afghaniscran@feddit.uk 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Depends on the oil but cooking oil is organic material so it shouldn't be an issue.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I have a small bucket filled with sawdust that I use to store used cooking oil. Bucket stays in the garage as it'll eventually go rancid. When it does, it gets thrown into the trash. The resulting mess is still greasy, but not runny. The key here is that soaking it this way limits the mess that can happen if it's knocked over; sawdust is what you use to clean an oil spill anyway.

Wood-based cat litter would also work for this. It's just compressed sawdust pellets^1^.

Edit: I have not looked into donating it as biodiesel. That would probably be a somewhat more green option.

^1^ - very likely made in the same fashion as pellet stove fuel, so that might work too.

[–] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

If you have a metal bowl that you no longer need, you can put a roll of toilet paper in there and then douse the whole thing in cooling oil.

Once ignited you will have a stinky lamp, so I would only recommend doing this outside.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 points 4 months ago

this kindof, but more serious.

Unless we're talking deep frying, the cooking fat makes for a perfect base for a sauce. With some flour and some stock you have the beginnings of something beautiful, such a waste just throwing it away.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 4 months ago

I'll usually wipe the oil with some paper so I can throw it on the trash. Many moons ago, my family used to collect the oil to make soap at home. Last time I recall seeing that was some 30-ish years ago.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago

What a waste of perfectly good lube.

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