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Trump Sounds Alarm For Americans Paying Off Porn Stars: ‘IF THIS CAN HAPPEN TO ME, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE!’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Sounds like he is draining the swamp after all.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

I'll definitely keep this in mind, for all those porn stars that want to fuck me and keep quiet about it for affordable rates. I don't really think that's my thing, but I'm not a billionaire yet, so it can be hard to predict the future.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 months ago

Nobody else instantly thought of this? https://youtu.be/urZukvTwvfQ?si=OzoBofrNzV0Jd7Jh

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Oh I can assure you the holy rollers were up in arms about the immortality

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