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Reminds me of the time when I was younger, scrolling rotten.com and came across that picture of the dude who died in the bath, but had this thing that kept the water warm, so he just turned into a giant human stew.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?
The reason I couldn't eat stew for a decade?
Bob.
What if they're nailed to the wall?
Art
Ok but what if they're laying on your doorstep?
Matt
What do call their dog with no legs?
Hee hee it dont matter cuz he won't come when you call him!
(I really love these jokes)
What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?
irene?
Hahaha yes!
Not what about a girl with no arms and legs at the beach?
Sandy?
Haha yes! Man i think i have a few more... Oh yeah what do you call two guys w no arms and legs hung up by your window?
Kurt and Toine?
HahaI had kurt n' rod but yours is better lol!.What about... Damn shouldn't have smoked...
What do you call a woman with no arms n legs on the basketball court?
Annette?
Hell yeah! And that's the last one I've got. Whew!
Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
Lol a dead man? Uhhh hit me with it. I must know!
Edit:
I remembered my finale that i like to use on people unfortunate enough to talk to me LoL
What do you call a cow with two legs and a busted grill?
I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.
Lean beef?
Aargh i feel like i should have known! Hahaha
Your mom lolololol.
Damn. Fuckin got me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Oooooooo that's great!
what do you call a dog with no hind legs and a steel pecker?
sparky
His name!
Username checks out
Bob?
Someone else from the old internet. I remember the post you speak of.
Oh yeah, 3000 years ago, I member too, def soup.
What a classic