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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 82 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Constantly upset that my boyfriend is two years older than me and knows nothing of Homestar Runner.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not even TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 7 months ago

Clearly the boyfriend is a fuckin liar

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

BURNiNATOR

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I have a shirt with him and nobody around me gets the reference.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago

The good times are over!