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Help! My Boyfriend Is 5 Years Older Than Me And Won’t Stop Making References to Early 2000s Flash Animations I Don’t Understand (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

My tummy was making the rumblies. That only hands could satifisfy.