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[–] LanternEverywhere@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If you want to see tits then go to a strip club where you can actually see naked tits, and if you want good food go to a restaurant dedicated to making good food. And also, some strip clubs sell food too. Hooters seems like worst of all worlds.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

The thing is that your wife wont mind you going to hooters for a few slightly overpriced beers with your workmates, she knows you're going to look at the waitresses but nothings gonna happen. You're going to pay a bit too much for food thats good but not great and definitely not so nice that she is going to be annoyed that she wasnt going too.

Its also not that seedy dive bar near the train line where 2 people were shot over an argument about whose stool that was 3 weeks ago and everything is always sticky.