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submitted 9 months ago by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 69 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, thank the heavens for satire.

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 67 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Remember a few years ago when a teenager took an interstate trip to play cop and threaten black people with a gun?

And then he ended up killing some people and cried a lot in the trial ("I'm the victim" tears, not "I regret murdering those guys" tears)

And he became a conservative star.

Satire doesn't stand a chance against reality

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Nah man, that kid just intuitively knew that the one guy he shot was a pedophile which is why he cannot possibly be criticized.