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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child (www.theonion.com)

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[–] Nobody@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The TTDF(Time Traveling Defense Forces) have high confidence that that baby was the next Hitler. That or the kid born in the hospital bed next door. It's not an exact science.

[–] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The real Hitler was the genocide we did along the way...

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Leveled the whole city for good measure.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Those tunnels could hold infrastructure or terrorists, can't be sure, have to be safe.