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Man. It must suck to give birth if the baby bursts through your chest killing you in the process. And then going and doing it again for multiple children just goes to show that women are immortal or something.
I watched my wife give birth to our daughter. Take that scene, and have the aliens push down his dick and split it like a banana skin on the way out. That would match up with what women go through about right.
I'm particularly impressed how the women's body can pull itself back together after that experience. It also does so while keeping a large, hungry parasite alive at the same time. It makes it insane!
Child birth has been a big killer across all of human history…
I mean, the chest burst is basically an unsupervised C section. It's not that far from reality.
Get used to the hand.