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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 85 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If Donald Trump goes to prison, he would likely go to a federal prison. Conjugal visits are not a federal right, so Trump would not enjoy conjugal visits with Melania.

She wouldn’t enjoy them either.

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When Donald Trump goes to prison, he'll likely be held in a federal military facility.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

ship him off to gitmo. keep him 'safe' and away from the public and media.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Strip him of his citizenship and dump him at the Mexican border. Do it.

[–] n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

What so he can climb that wall? Please record it

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Military? You spelled Mental wrong..

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You both spelled "his house" wrong. If he lives long enough to see the end of a trial he'll get house arrest for who knows what reason.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

With him? Probably never has.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She ain’t ~~coming.~~ cumming

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only took you 5 days to get the joke?

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only until i take my own life 👍

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

You could try online yoga instead.