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Sorry, not sorry. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Aren't Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 96 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (5 children)

One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.