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As a trekkie I feel kinda obligated to point out that that is not how transporters works in Star Trek
On top of that, why would he be writing it down to communicate with Scotty?
Maybe the shitter was drunk and lost his communicator, and somehow thought this would work.
Maybe a better version of this joke would be something like
Dear lord, Please don’t rapture me yet, I’m taking a sh…
But it’s that line up on in the drawing that also helps visualize the poo streak whilst getting beamed up that does it for me haha
But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.
You just get teleported.
If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.
The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.
Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.