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New Indiana Law Requires Women Voters To Show Husband’s ID (theonion.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

19th Amendment:

The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.

Only about a century old. Let's go for another 100.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dammit, those laws allowing virgins to vote!

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 weeks ago

a wife could be a virgin, maybe not according to the GOP but there's no reason the wife needs to have sex with the husband

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically US can create US LLC and deny to anyone based on anything.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

?

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Will say "it is not goverment, so it doesn't count"

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are saying they will privatize elections somehow as a loophole around following the constitution, I am skeptical

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

No, I mean private company beating everyone who they don't want to see on elections